When I was at a crafts store two old ladies started chatting with me. One of them told a story where her grandfather bought satin sheets for his bed. He put the sheets on and got on the bed to see what they felt like. He slid right off. The bed had been tilted at an angle and the satin sheets caused him to slide right… » 7/18/14 7:12am Friday 7:12am

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